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Originally Posted by maneetpuri
Here are another two
Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
Keep laughing for your good health  |
Brilliant..
I laughed so much everyone around me wanted to see the joke, but they didn't get it
Confirmed I'M A GEEK
Here's one
Q. Why couldn't the guy leave his fat wife
A. He couldn't reach escape velocity.