Hmm, could the forum be made to scan the title before somebody starts a new thread?
Preferrably, it would be done serverside but it could also be done clientside if constructed in such a way that it doesn't throw an error if scripting is disabled.
The scanner could look for things like "help!", "urgent", "could someone please help?"... and variations of them using regular expressions. If "bad" titles are found, a confirmation box tells the poster to use a more informative title.
I know it would be a huge job to do if it would be able to cover every possible combination, but something like that would perhaps be useful.
Forum users are usually very caring about their status, maybe that can be used somehow.
Users could get warnings for things like "bad titles" and this status would be displayed just like the post-count For each bad title (or similar things) you get negative points, but if you stay good, you keep (or improve) your current rating.
Everyone who replies to the thread gets to choose if the starting post was good/bad (default good), but only once so they can't push someone down just for the fun of it. If someone still tries to take advantage of the points system, a moderator can override the points system and take points away from the one doing the pushing for being an ***...
Anyway, good to hear that my contributions are not in vain
