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A desperate man trying to liberate his house from snow flood. For some people just a joke,for another a cruel reality. Fits as a ticker for weather news, banner for snow-plough producers or just as a mail attachment to invite some neighbours for help.

This class can be used to generate multiple sitemaps crawling sites. It can crawl one or more sites to retrieve its pages and follow links recursively and determine the addresses of all pages to include in a XML sitemap. It can ignore given URLs to avoid crawling and including in the sitemap. The class uses the Curl extension multi-request support to retrieve multiple site pages at the same time. You can also notify such services as Google, Yahoo, Bing, Ask and Moreover about your sitemap update. The class may also notify Google, Bing, Yahoo, Ask and Weblogs when the sitemap is updated.

If you are looking for a free and easy to use sitemap generator that can generate Google and Yahoo sitemaps for your search engine submission, Moonlightchest Sitemap Generator V2.0 is what you are looking for. Moonlightchest Sitemap Generator V2.0 is written in ASP. It creates a simple Google XML sitemap and a Yahoo plain text sitemap in one go. The pro of this generator is, by recognizing the meta tags found on your web pages, it will not list down those include files, admin web pages and etc. on your sitemap file. The con is, your web pages needs to be tidy with the necessary standardized meta tags on all your content pages. So, it will not work well if your web site is unkempt.

This plugin generates a XML-Sitemap compliant sitemap of your WordPress blog. This format is supported by Ask.com, Google, YAHOO and MSN Search.

This Funny Pictures Script is the easiest way to start your own funny picture website. You can have your own funny website up and running in just minutes. Features - Complete Funny Pictures Website - Easy to configure and set up - Easy to use admin area for adding, editing and deleting images - HTML5 design - Simple image upload with automated thumbnail creation - Image watermarking - Categories for browsing images - Schedule content to launch on certain days - Image ratings - SEO friendly urls for better search engine placement - Admin interface to easily add friends links + more

Sitemagic CMS is a super user friendly Content Management System that helps you build and maintain professional websites. Installation is easy as no database is required (MySQL is optional). Sitemagic CMS is super fast, super reliable, and super flexible, as you would expect from a professional Content Management System. Easily customize one of the 9 great looking design templates included using the built-in CSS Designer. Key features: - Settings manager (enable features, change design, language, login) - Built-in designer (change look and feel) - Page editor (edit pages like Word) - Menu editor (manage navigation menu) - File manager (upload and manage files) - Contact form (customizable contact form) - Image gallery (great for displaying images) - External modules (use FaceBook, YouTube, Maps etc. on your website) - Google Analytics (keep track of your visitors) - Comments and ratings - Public downloads (easily share files) - SEO (optimized for search engines)

Magento Sitemap Xml extension creates store sitemap in XML file which is very good for Search Engine Optimization Export product information in categories Create XML tags without concern about product attributes Add and display sitemaps corresponding with categories

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Php Multi Sitemap Generator is an script that generate multiple sitemaps for your websites on diffrent ways. There is not limits! You cand easy generate sitemaps direct from your database, based on custom variables with our wizard. You can spider your website and generate custom sitemaps with difrent names, or you can spider other websites. The sitemaps are generated automatically with cronjob or manyally by you.

This tool scans website and try to detect any possible harmful factor and tells whether website is safe or contain any threats. This tool also check whether the website is blacklisted or not. This tool uses Google Safe Browsing, Norton Safe Web, McAfee SiteAdvisor, etc to get the data. The website security report contains information about Malwares, Viruses, Worms, Adware, Trojans, Phising Attacks, Spywares, Information Stealers, Embedded Link To Malicious Site, etc.

Sitemaps Generator traverses the directory structure of your site(s) and creates a sitemap in XML format, zips it up, and submits it to Google for you. Simply install the program, log into the administration area to create your sitemaps and adjust the settings for each one, then set up a cron job to call the program as often as you wish. Each time it is called it can be told to simply rebuild the sitemaps in the system, or to rebuild them and submit them to Google. According to Google's docs you should first submit each one manually first. Then, let our program take over for you, refreshing the sitemaps and sending them in for you!

Many PHP sitemap generator exclude static files in the XML Sitemap ! With this script, you can generate a XML sitemap with all the files you want to include. You just need to indicate the directory to scan….and that’s it ! The script will automatically scan/crawl the directory and add all the files. Also, if you want the sitemap to be build periodically (daily, weekly, etc), you can set up a cron job so that your sitemap will update automatically. Useful if you have auto-created files (automatic reports, logs,...)

Tired of checking manually the SEO stats of each webpage of your website? Bulk SEO URLs audit script is for you ! Bulk SEO URLs audit script will perform the necessary tests and collect the main SEO stats (title, description, header, opengraph protocol NEW, webpage content, links, images, external files,...) The report page is very easy to read : if the element is optimized for SEO, the element is highlighted in green. If not, the element is highlighted in red. You do not need to be a SEO expert to use this script

A sitemap is a list of pages from within your website which is used to easily help crawl your entire site on Google or any search engine. Our online sitemap generator is also ideal for webmasters who are constantly adding pages or changing their content.

This iPhone Wallpaper Script is the easiest way to start your own iPhone Wallpaper website. You can have your own wallpaper website up and running in just minutes. The script has a fully functioning admin backend to make uploading and editing images easy with auto thumbnail creation. The site is also fully SEO optimized and allows for easy per page SEO custom optimization. Complete iPhone Wallpaper Website Easy to configure and set up Easy to use admin area for adding, editing and deleting wallpapers HTML5 design Simple wallpaper upload with automated thumbnail creation Easily add new phone and screen sizes Categories for browsing wallpapers Browse wallpapers by phone type Easy to use admin area for adding and deleting categories Schedule content to launch on certain days Image ratings Individual SEO tag features per image SEO friendly urls for better search engine placement Sitemap generator

This plugin is the most powerfull plugin which easily display your post and page through shortcode on front end.You just need to put shortcode([sitemap]) on your page/post.

Having website sitemap is good practice it helps search engines to index web pages. This tool allows to create XML sitemap of any website with ease. You just have to provide list of URLs of your web pages and it will generate sitemap of those URLs which you can submit in Google Webmasters tool as well.

Social Display Pictures is a viral photo sharing script. If you post motivational, inspiration & wise quotes regularly on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram then you need this script. With Social Display Pictures script, you can create a website for your visitors to download and share your memes and funny joke in image format. You can choose to allow downloads by users only or publicly. You can also allow tags by users, likes by user and so on. Features are: Meme Generator (v.3). Now Support Animated GIF (v.2). Quick and Easy Installation. Upload Multiple Images. Image Cropping and resizing. Set Maximum Upload File Size. CDN Storage [Amazone S3]. Social Login. Allow User Access. Allow User Upload. User Upload Approval. Infinite, Load More Button & Pagination options. Enable Image Lazy Load. Flexible ADs Management. Responsive Bootstrap Design. ..and many more

w3 Sitetree is a web-based navigator based on a tree structure, which gives you an interactive sitemap directly on your web page. In comparison with similar Java solutions, w3 Sitetree is much faster and totally browser independent as well as OS independent. w3 Sitetree is virtually without limits; It has been tested with 400,000 branches and 4 million nodes without any loss of speed. You can use any data source you wish, by creating so called loaders you decide what to browse in the tree. All node icons, colors and typefaces can easily be customized to fit your website and design.

Sitescooper automatically retrieves the stories from several news websites, trims off extraneous HTML, and converts them into formats you can read on your Palm computing device for later reading on-the-move. It maintains a cache, and will avoid stories you've already read. It can handle 1-page sites, 1-page with diffing, 2-level and 3-level sites, and it's very easy to add a new site to its list. Even if you don't have a Palm handheld, it's still handy for simple website-to-text conversion.